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^'On the left', 15, England, Slytherin with an uncontrollable performing obsession and appatite

beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

Also known as the moment Doppler and Amelia fell in love

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

NARNIA MEME: [2/2] pevensies
↳ peter

jaclcfrost:

hipsterwatson:

jaclcfrost:

you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up

and at least 50% of them would respond with a smartass remark

more like 99%

Secret Avengers: Cap and Clint snarking over comms while on an undercover op.

mr-egbutt:

the new X-men/Guardians of the Galaxy movie looks awesome

sexualthorientation:

i love how this starts out like he’s the quiet second son in daddy’s big chair, complete with the little tremor in his voice. then he stands up to full height and suddenly he’s all man-sized and his voice drops like two octaves to inform them that he is their king now and idk man i find it sexy as hell

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either